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Definitions by philliposophy

philosophy 

...there aint none
philosophy by philliposophy November 18, 2003

lunchbox 

1. A robust individual who tends to replace all other condiments with mayonaisse. Sometimes the mayonaisse becomes the entire meal for a true lunchbox.
2. Someone at lunch, who once finished eating, stares at your remaining food until you offer it to him.
1. Damn lunchbox, I can practically hear you getting fatter!
2. Lunchbox, give me back my lunchbox.
lunchbox by philliposophy November 14, 2003

Philliposophy

1. Love and pursuit of wisdom by intellectual means and moral self-depreciation.
2. Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on illogical reasoning rather than empirical methods.
3. A system of thought based on or involving alcohol.
4. The discipline comprising logic, ethics, aesthetics, metaphysics, epistemology, drinking, and revenge.
Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay - the true meaning of philliposophy ... is drinking. Drinking and revenge.
Philliposophy by philliposophy November 14, 2003