phil 

Short for philly. Used to talk about getting a blunt around parentals or other authority figures.

"Hey man, you wanna get lifted?"
"Yeah"
"Then on your way out stop and pick up Phil."

phil by Whirrrrly December 14, 2008

Phil 

A phil is a simple being. Tends to think he is not gay, but goes around telling everyone he is a flaming homosexual. That is just a phil's way of coming out of the closet. Can also be used to explain how gay something/someone is.

"Oh no, Phil is gay!"

"Stop being a phil."

"That song is so phil."

Phil by Leoturd April 13, 2009

phil 

Jarmaine's penis

Wanna meet phil?

phil by oxygenationgeneration February 6, 2015

Phil 

a self-described 'Playa', often seen wearing stylish clothes (typically a kangol and turtleneck) and having a mustache.

He believes himself to weild great power and is heavily connected in the underworld.

Phil has appeared in the Washington Post for promoting a fight between Bea Arthur and Mike Tyson.

Phil by bon1 August 21, 2008

phil 

a "phil" is a Doritos' tortilla chip, circa 1988 in Southern California, that came about due to some guy named phil getting a part for a commercial advertising campaign for Doritos. His hair was stuck straight up in the commercial, you might remember him.

Dude, we like, Toootallly need some phil's to make spicy barbecue nachos.

phil by alackrity December 8, 2006

Phil 

A kid who is the greatest in the universe at everything and is gonna be damn sure u know it. WIll tell u every single damn thing hes done in the past week and finish it off with either "SICK!!!" or "SMOKESHOW!!". basically hes better than u and u wish u were him

kid: "hey phil i heard u guys won ur game the other day"

Almighty Phil: "O yea, it was "SICK!!!" I had like 20 dunks and made like 3 extra points. It was a "SMOKESHOW!!!"

kid: "wow thats awesome phil ur so cool"
(to other kid once phil leaves): "I fuckin hate him!!!!!!"

Phil by just a lowly slave whos jealous of phil December 14, 2008

Phil 

Is Gods Father

'I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN GOD'
'Sorry Phil'

Phil by Lhip January 4, 2009