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ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.
Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018
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juicing the piglet

The act of unnaturally forcing an internet meme's propagation.
Tricky tried to get everyone to start juicing the piglet by offering a rasher of bacon as first prize.
by FSpaggMonster November 21, 2010
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piglet

A very beautiful young woman who makes the occasional, cute squealing sound when surprised, scared, or flustered.
Aww, piglet.
by MAB88 June 26, 2008
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Piglet

The sordid and, obviously, pink creature of wierdly non-porcine origins, in A.A.Milne's "Winnie the Pooh." A baby kangaroo, Piglet often gets himself into confusing situations, like being stranded in trees when it's raining, if I am remembering my English childhood correctly.
My uncle, a civil engineer from New Delhi, was a contract worker for the Iraqi government in the mid 1980s. He once visited us in the UK, and insisted on taking me and my sister to Harrods. My sister immediately chose a high-quality Piglet, complete with green corduroy onesie. Actually, writing this example makes me realize that Piglet was not a baby kangaroo at all. He was an actual piglet. Sorry about that. Back to Harrods. I believe I selected a white mohair jumper that I wore on special occasions, such as Dorcas Day, throughout my adolescent years. It is difficult to explain what Dorcas Day is.
by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 9, 2009
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Piglet

A person so lacking in penis legnth that it actually looks like a clit.
Man, your penis is so small that i mistook you for a girl, you fucking piglet.
by TastyButterButt September 8, 2008
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Piglet

a miniture terd filled with cheese and served as an orderve
Oh godness, Jonathon, these piglets are just marvelous!
by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010
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piglet

A man usually white who's penis is pink has a piglet
"He pulled down his pants and instead of a tan piece of meat i saw his piglet."
by Untk May 16, 2010
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