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Phaelan

All Phaelans' are goddesses. They come from a different planet, nothing of this world. They are polite yet not very friendly. They are usually born in early January which makes them Capricorns. True leaders, they are innovative, independent.

They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.

When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.

Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.
"Yeah, she's so pretty, reminds me of a Phaelan."

"I've never seen an actual Phaelan before."
by fromtheWestsidewithLove August 9, 2019
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Epik Phale

The most fail ever. you cant fail more than Epik Phale.
Dude.. That was epik phale.
by TREWERTYUIOJHGFDSDFGHJK April 18, 2009
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Phalange

Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.
by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012
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Regina Phalange

Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.
CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you
by JukeboxJacob! Vega April 21, 2008
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phalange

A phalange is something that is in or on the outside of a plane, the left one is more commonly wrong or broken, as phoebe buffay says. Anyway, the point is, if your friends calls you and tells you to get off of a plane because there is something wrong with the left OR right phalange, then Id suggest that you'd listen to them. It could save your relationship. This word can also be used as Dr. Phalange, or Regina Phalange. Regina Phalange is typically a business women in town on business. This word means NOTHING other than these examples! :)THIS IS A FRIENDS TV SHOW THING, IF YOU DONT GET IT, MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!
Phoebe - "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHALANGE!!!!!!!"
Phoebe - "Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
Phoebe - "Hello, Im Regina Phalange. PHALANGE!"
by nightcrawlies May 5, 2020
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Phlease

It adds attitude and sass to the word please.
"I'm a boss"... "Phlease, I'm the boss you're the employee."
by m1nty_c April 9, 2015
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phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
by phalangefusion January 31, 2017
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