Petrafyed

Ritualistically listening your way through pop princess Kim Petras' hottest albums in an exact order during sex with a total top and pig bottom to achieve a mythological orgasm of the gawds; followed by a swift yet euphoric death. The exact song order is said to be deciphered only by the truly verse and thus remains a mystery to this day.

Christopher is going to have himself petrafyed on April 28th 2022.

by You really looked this up? April 30, 2022

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Pedofied

The act of doing unconsensual things to little people

Mom, I just got pedofied by dad this past weekend.

by AHefty October 17, 2022

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petrafried

When you are extremely intoxicated on marijuana. That thirty minute period right after you get done smoking marijuana cigarettes, and your brain has to re-adjust to reality.

Wow! That marijuana cigarette really got me "petrafried!"

I can't drive right now, I'm too "petrafried;" maybe in 45 minutes.

by James Baron January 24, 2008

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Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010

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Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"

Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!

by Auerus June 16, 2016

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petrofile

A person who uses their car as a means of pedoing up little girls

a guy of the age of 18 takes little girls in his car, hence the term "petro" for petrol and the "file" for pedofile

now go out and abuse all those petrofiles

by Chief Rever March 25, 2010

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