petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

petarded

Taken from "Hoisted by his own petard" (Petard is some 16th century shaped charge for breaking into fortresses. If the bomb goes off while the French guy is installing it on the wall, he is then hoisted by his own petard). So when you or someone has plans or an occupation or way of doing things that blows up in their face or defeats their own purposes, they are then, petarded. Especially fun if you can't use the 'r' word in certain company...

He tried showing off by rushing through but he just screwed up spectacularly and now he's soooo petarded.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 16, 2018

Petard

When a person thinks he's a socialist/communist but really isn't/ is a nazbol.

That guy I spoke to at the bus stop was such a petard!

by alpenglow64 May 25, 2025

Petarded

People that demonstrate their stupidity by being hoisted in ignorance by their own lack of words. Having to face the reality of "not knowing" despite the interaction with others more knowledgable than you.

At the end of the day, the bluster was ended when the petarded dude was asked to demonstrate his lack of knowledge by asking him to put up or shut up.

by Charlie Currie December 19, 2023

petard

Alternative way to say "retard" or "retarded" to avoid gay censorship.

"I'm a retard and thought..."
**Your content has been deemed offensive**
"I'm a petard and thought..."

by xVx_in_use_xVx October 14, 2025