Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Perverts Greenhouse

When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use

Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?

by Thaichilisquid November 27, 2018

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Internet Sex Perverts

Internet Sex Perverts, also called ISP, is a term to refer to online perverts who draw weird shit. Sometimes they draw children, sometimes adults, mostly children, never adults. The term is very broad and can include many people, some people also have their own definition for ISP but it's mostly agreed that people who draw/edit odd pictures, often involving children.

His mother came in only to see what her son had been drawing; she yelled and called him a Internet Sex Perverts

by Boblik November 17, 2018

Snapchat Perverts

If you have downloaded Snapchat, watch out for Snapchat perverts. Snapchat perverts are simply older or younger males or females that have nothing to do besides ask for nudes and send pictures and videos. Be careful who you add because while you can have a lot of fun with Snapchat's filters and effects, there are thirsty people out there. Simply block them.

Her: Ew is that a d*ck pic?
Her friend: Gross, a Snapchat Pervert just texted you! I always block Snapchat perverts!!

by Dasha Mikayla July 27, 2020

perverted

a person who only talks sexual terms constantly, and tries to feel u up and down, left and right, and tries to hook up with boys and girls no matter who they are, ugly or pretty.

Weiny

by abookie November 7, 2003

perverted fantasy wingman

The person who no matter what you're thinking, they're either thinking it or will understand if you "go there". It does not matter how crazy, dirty, whacky, obtuse, or just flat out weird the thought... you know them well enough to know that they're not going to think you belong in an institution if you say it. It's not mutually exclusive to men or women. It's possible to be a man and have a woman that's you wingman and visa versa.

It took a little while to figure it out, but I realized Steve is my perverted fantasy wingman. He often says outloud the perverted things I'm thinking but I'm embarrassed to say.

by RIMBoy March 26, 2007