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pervstache

The mustache worn by most child molesters.

While not all child molesters have such a mustache, it is the preferred facial hair for any pedophile that is serious about his work.
The pervstache is typically a standard mustache extending from one side of the mouth to the other and is generally accompanied by a pair of glasses. However, some pedophiles are aware of this stereotype and have strayed from the typical pervstache.
To avoid suspicion, some child molesters will stray from the typicall stache and opt for a handle bar mustache or a fu manchu and will possibly even go so far as to grow a goatee. Under no circumstances will the pederast willingly go without any facial hair.
Did you see that guys pervstache.
It looked like he was wearing on of those "Groucho" fake glasses, nose, and mustache things.
by scoomdot June 11, 2006
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Pervseverate

To persist with creepy or sexually questionable behavior.
Dude have you seen her nipple yet?
No, I need to pervseverate with peeking down her top.
by Freakmagnet July 15, 2014
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Pocket pervs

This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.
If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!
by North Weezy July 29, 2008
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pervstache

noun: a word that describes the mustache of a pedophile/future pedophile (or that of Michael Cleveland). For the full grown pedophile, the mustache is normal facial hair usually in the style of a fumanchu or something of the sorts. Now for the future pedophile, it is STRICTLY baby hair in the stache & goatee style.
WHOA! Look at the pervstache on that one!
by everyday09 March 27, 2007
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Pervschwerv

When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.
Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.

Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?

My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
by sanfred November 1, 2011
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pervspective

A portmanteau that represents the male point of view some, most, or all of the time. The percentages can always be debated, but yes, there are many men that think this way often. Of course, this pervspective is shared between men and women both, but possibly expressed less often by females, or less frequently in mixed company.
Anytime someone expressly or impliedly infers a dirty pun where it wasn't intended, the comment comes from that person's pervspective.

Person A:
"Those were some of the sloppiest tacos and best tacos I have ever made. Nailed it."

Person B:
"Haha, nailing sloppy tacos, good one!"
by Jed Wards December 8, 2012
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Pervsuasive

The ability to persuade sexual partners to perform perverted acts that would normally be out of their comfort zone.
I was very pervsuasive in getting my girlfriend to do nasty, kinky things she had never done before.
by MajorHole September 15, 2016
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