A portmanteau that represents the male point of view some, most, or all of the time. The percentages can always be debated, but yes, there are many men that think this way often. Of course, this pervspective is shared between men and women both, but possibly expressed less often by females, or less frequently in mixed company.
Anytime someone expressly or impliedly infers a dirty pun where it wasn't intended, the comment comes from that person's pervspective.
Person A:
"Those were some of the sloppiest tacos and best tacos I have ever made. Nailed it."
Person B:
"Haha, nailing sloppy tacos, good one!"
Person A:
"Those were some of the sloppiest tacos and best tacos I have ever made. Nailed it."
Person B:
"Haha, nailing sloppy tacos, good one!"
by Jed Wards December 8, 2012
Get the pervspective mug.The concept, understanding, idea, and/or knowledge that the Earth is a tiny mote of dust traveling around a medium-sized star on a spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy with around 100 billion other stars in the galaxy, and there are 100 billion other galaxies (all with about 100 billion stars in each of them) in the Universe. Yet, the atoms that comprise life on Earth were forged in the center of a massive star that had to explode for us to live. We are seemingly insignificant, but very special at the same time, for we are literally star stuff.
by ecoastro May 27, 2013
Get the cosmic perspective mug.The most horrifying form of torture/punishment in the known Universe. The Total Perspective Vortex (it's so mind bogglingly terrifying it even gets Capital Letters) is a small, featureless steel box, barely big enough for one man to stand in.
The hopeless victims stand in the Vortex, and are suddenly shown, for the merest instant, the whole of the Universe: the whole infinity of creation, spanning over several trillion light years, and countless millennia, with an insignificant dot saying "You Are Here".
The victims, totally demoralised by their experience, fall dead from the vortex, wherupon they become the burden of the Vortex' custodian, Pizpot Gargravarr.
To date, Zaphod Beeeblebrox (former President of the Galaxy, and "The best bang since the Big one") is the only man to have survived the vortex, solely because he is a hoopy frood and the Vortex told him as much.
The hopeless victims stand in the Vortex, and are suddenly shown, for the merest instant, the whole of the Universe: the whole infinity of creation, spanning over several trillion light years, and countless millennia, with an insignificant dot saying "You Are Here".
The victims, totally demoralised by their experience, fall dead from the vortex, wherupon they become the burden of the Vortex' custodian, Pizpot Gargravarr.
To date, Zaphod Beeeblebrox (former President of the Galaxy, and "The best bang since the Big one") is the only man to have survived the vortex, solely because he is a hoopy frood and the Vortex told him as much.
The total perspective vortex derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated matter analyses.
To explain - since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake.
The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically to annoy his wife.
Trin Tragula - for that was his name - was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
And she would nag him incessantly about the utterly inordinate amount of time he spent staring out into space, or mulling over the mechanics of safety pins, or doing spectrographic amalyses of pieces of fairy cake.
"Have some sense of proportion!" she would say, sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a single day.
And so he built the Total Perspective Vortex - just to show her.
And into one end he plugged the whole of reality as extrapolated from a single piece of fairy cake, and into the other end he plugged his wife: so that when he turned it on she saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation and herself in relation to it.
To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realised that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this siz, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.
To explain - since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake.
The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically to annoy his wife.
Trin Tragula - for that was his name - was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
And she would nag him incessantly about the utterly inordinate amount of time he spent staring out into space, or mulling over the mechanics of safety pins, or doing spectrographic amalyses of pieces of fairy cake.
"Have some sense of proportion!" she would say, sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a single day.
And so he built the Total Perspective Vortex - just to show her.
And into one end he plugged the whole of reality as extrapolated from a single piece of fairy cake, and into the other end he plugged his wife: so that when he turned it on she saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation and herself in relation to it.
To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realised that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this siz, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.
by Svlad Cjelli December 17, 2004
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Inspective means to view closely in critical appraisal
And Perception means physical sensation interpreted in the light of experience, quick, acute, and intuitive cognition : APPRECIATION, a capacity for comprehension seen closely in critical appraisal
So Percpective means Capacity for Comprehension of Experiences in a closely critical appraisal.
Inspective means to view closely in critical appraisal
And Perception means physical sensation interpreted in the light of experience, quick, acute, and intuitive cognition : APPRECIATION, a capacity for comprehension seen closely in critical appraisal
So Percpective means Capacity for Comprehension of Experiences in a closely critical appraisal.
by drsamindia January 4, 2020
Get the percpective mug.If you put something into perspective you show that you realize or make others realize the importance/significance of the thing you are referring to. Alternatively, it means you put the thing into its correct place (or make it clear for you and others).
1. You know that we have done a good research. We ask you to do a favor for us and put it into perspective when you talk to the stakeholders. (to show the significance of our work)
2.Let's put it into perspective: 100 years ago the frequency of skin cancer was way lower than what it is now. (to give a clear idea of what has happened)
2.Let's put it into perspective: 100 years ago the frequency of skin cancer was way lower than what it is now. (to give a clear idea of what has happened)
by saeed (saeid) April 7, 2008
Get the put it into perspective mug.The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.
by kerylteith May 24, 2022
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Inspective means to view closely in critical appraisal
And Perception means physical sensation interpreted in the light of experience, quick, acute, and intuitive cognition : APPRECIATION, a capacity for comprehension seen closely in critical appraisal
So Percpective means Capacity for Comprehension of Experiences in a closely critical appraisal.
Inspective means to view closely in critical appraisal
And Perception means physical sensation interpreted in the light of experience, quick, acute, and intuitive cognition : APPRECIATION, a capacity for comprehension seen closely in critical appraisal
So Percpective means Capacity for Comprehension of Experiences in a closely critical appraisal.
by drsamindia January 4, 2020
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