pert near

pretty near

she was pert near asleep

by lee crawford April 29, 2003

pert plus

the act of ejaculating in someone's hair while they are asleep, preferably after a night together where one(the giver) does not receive what he/she deserved instead is unhappy(e.g. blueballs) with the results of the night.

i pleased her all night and in return nothing, so i gave her a pert plus...booya

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010

pert rack

An especially perky and perfectly-shaped set of breasts. Usually smaller in size, but far superior in quality.

Kelly has got a great body and a pert rack.

I'm not a fan of huge hanging boobs, I'd prefer a nice, pert rack.

by jquizzleum January 28, 2008

Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

by jaynation December 29, 2009

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 6, 2010

x-pert

An X-pert is a reference to a disc jockey from the wedding industry that handles himself in both a fun and professional way

Wow! Did you see her dj last night? He had to be an X-Pert!

by Kidd Kahunna March 31, 2011