permashift

When you shift realities but choose to permanently shift there, unlike respawning, when you permashift you always have the choice to return to your CR.

Girl1: hey I think I might permashift
Girl2: ok but just make sure your 100% sure since it’s a big decision

by your mom123412341 April 11, 2022

permavite

a standing invitation.

When someone gives you an open invitation such as "you can come over anytime" you are the recipient of a permavite.

by pooka9 December 26, 2007

permashrink

The condition of one's genitalia after extended time in a cold place, usually Alaska. Unlike shrinkage, permashrink will not go away until one has moved to a place of normal climate.

Guy 1: Dude, I went up to Alaska last month, it was sweet!
Guy 2: Oh I'm sorry man, you must have had some crazy permashrink.
Guy 1: Yeah...I almost forgot I wasn't usually the size of a newborn baby.

by Dukey duke October 16, 2008

permabitch

having a constant and lasting expression on one's face as to express bitchiness and disdain for seemingly anything and everything. This constant look or exppression on a person entails him or her to have the permabitch face, thus rendering themselves annoying and irritating to everyone. The expression is akin to a scowl, but more gruesome and annoying due to the person's overall personality.

Wow, that girl has one of the worst attitudes and is annoying all the time. Come to think of it, she has a permabitch face, don't you think?

by reckywind April 25, 2011

permahot

An adjective to describe an object or a person who or is timelessly hot, regardless of age.

Person 1: Tom Hardy's in a new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, with the permahot Gary Oldman.

GQ: Here we see Joseph Gordon-Levitt demonstrating the versatility of the tie with permahot Claudia Schiffer.

Me: Classic men's shoes? That shit's permahot.

by lightningbaroness September 6, 2012

permashame

the stigma attached to a person after a public humiliation, from which recovery will be very difficult

"He wet himself in the middle of school and there was no way of hiding it - oh God, the permashame!"
"He dropped the ball in extra time and cost his team the grand final - instant permashame! He'll have to win them another three grand finals to get away from that."
"Dave's permashamed now, ever since he left his lapel mic on while poopsterbating. Not even his Grandma makes eye contact with him now."

by chickenLicker69 November 24, 2015

Parashitting

When you shit yourself while parachuting.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I think I'm parashitting myself!"
Guy 2: "What? I can't hear you!"

by zephwynder June 12, 2018