permavite

a standing invitation.

When someone gives you an open invitation such as "you can come over anytime" you are the recipient of a permavite.

by pooka9 December 26, 2007

permatemp

A temporary employee who has beeen exploited for a long duration of time in the workplace, doing the same task as full-time employees, but not receiving company benefits.

Being a permatemp is awesome because I get to grab my ankles all day.

by The Tank January 14, 2004

permatern

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

by batria June 15, 2009

Permavirgin

1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.

Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons

He had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin...

by James Howard February 2, 2004

permavore

It means "permanent voraphilia". It's a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature permanently.

Usually, in roleplaying, permavore means that the characters being eaten will become unusable from now on. A character who has been prey in a permavore fantasy is considered "dead" by his creator and never used again.

— Yesterday, I use my character "Tobias" in a permavore fantasy.

— What a waste! ¿Can't you still use him?
— Nah, he's gone for good. It was a great character but it was worth it.

by TheHelpingJoe February 7, 2019

PermaTeen

An adult who behaves like they never left high school.

A permateen is someone who still dresses like a teenager, gossips constantly, texts OMG to someone at least 20 times a day, and makes fun of other women for their appearance.

In men, it is a guy who relives his glory days of high school constantly, sleeps until noon every day, parties all night, spends too much time in the bathroom, and doesn't understand the concept of responsibility.

by Madmama April 13, 2010

Permavirgin

One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.

Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.

Woman: Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.

by nerd-killer May 8, 2013