Permababy

A creature, human or otherwise, who retains the characteristics of an infant, no matter how long they have lived.

Yes, we know she looks like a puppy, but she's thirteen - a Permababy.

by Monkey's Dad December 23, 2019

permahard

For men…hanging out with a girl that is so hot and sexy that you permanently have a hard on

My friend said his new girl turns him on so much he’s permahard.

by AZ Chick August 4, 2023

permaban

A temporary setback.

Troll: I just got permabanned from Habbo.
Newfag: Wow, too bad you can't have any more fun.
Troll: No, back online already.

by donkeypunch420 July 13, 2009

permaban

banned for eternity

noob:ban me *bad word*

mod: i banned him

noob: im back!

mod:double banned

noob:*bad word* you!

mod:gtfo mofo permaban!!!! muahahahaha

by wannafight123 October 24, 2009

permabeard

The area of a man's facial magnificence which has not been touched by a razor for 2 years or more.

Wow, that guy's beard is so epic, he has permabeard all over his face!

by Silversword October 1, 2014

permabarrass

To so totally embarrass oneself in front of others that there is no guarantee it will ever be forgotten.

I was such a klutz I probably permabarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend.

by 8307c4 March 4, 2014

Pervbear

When an older man hits on all his younger coworkers and knows that he creeps them out but continues to hit on.

old man carlson is such a pervbear

by Starsky87 May 8, 2009