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Perswasted

When someone completely wasted persuades someone sober to do something totally crazy, and usually unsafe.
Shelly perswasted Kaleb to drive his car through Jake's garage door. Resulting in him running over Kristi.
by KShoe April 19, 2009
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Perkalicious

Perky + delicious; the way you feel when you see a tight, perky ass
Marisa's ass is so damn perkalicious!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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perkavate

Obvs it means to suck ones nipple.
i was about to perkavate her and then she had a baby, obvs.
by Dan Slampig February 13, 2008
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Perswami

Crotch sweat that soaks through one's clothes. Can also be used with "bicracky" meaning "of the butt crack," such as "bicracky perswami."
Gina's perswami was evident through her sweat shorts as she climbed on the stair master.

Tim's bicracky perswami smelled so bad, we nearly all passed out in the elevator.
by anubis72 October 6, 2011
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Parkway Central

Tight ass school for Gangstas.
if you move from parkway west to Central u Get your ass kiked.Good football team.ok lunches,soda machines are always broken,lots of jews thats about it
west kid: may the best footbal team win
parkway central kid: fuck u say nigga? i truck ur ass
by shikwita jedson October 4, 2006
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pudding parkway

The anal tract, the close cousin of the "hershey highway." The reference, of course, being the possible presence of poop in said passageway. Sexually speaking, going down that pudding parkway means taking your partner up the ass.
Dude, you get brown wit dat bitch?

Strait up, niggah! Took a ride down dat pudding parkway, baby!
by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
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taconic parkway

The Eastern Bluebird is NY's state bird
"I Love New York" is NY's state song

The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment

The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.

Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway
Guy #1: Hey, let's take the Taconic
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.

Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!

Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.
by KRUSHES UUU! September 3, 2010
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