by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003
Funniest thing ever. Tell your guy friends all about it, it makes them squirm and gives you power over them.
Carla: GUESS WHAT DJ
DJ: whut
Carla: Yesterday.... I sneezed... and my period flooded 8D
DJ: D: ewwwwww
DJ: whut
Carla: Yesterday.... I sneezed... and my period flooded 8D
DJ: D: ewwwwww
by adghsrgjsjgfg April 04, 2009
put simply, what you saw in 28 days later applied to women, they enter a state of perpetual intense rage and begin spewing blood while attempting to rip shreds out of the uninfected (the men). luckily it does not contaminate on contact.
period infection stage -
man: you know <woman>.. its such a nice night..
woman: $!&~%!!!!
man: holy-
"ahhhhhgtklhky!!!" *tear, rip, bite...gargle*
.....*angry breathing*...
man: you know <woman>.. its such a nice night..
woman: $!&~%!!!!
man: holy-
"ahhhhhgtklhky!!!" *tear, rip, bite...gargle*
.....*angry breathing*...
by euanftw January 13, 2008
The menstruation cycle happens once a month every 27-30 days. Tiny cells that get fertilized when you are pregnant, come out of your body in a blood like form because when they enter your uterus they collect a lot of blood and then leave the body. This occurs because the body produces eggs so you can get pregnant, but when they are not being used they leave the body, therefore you get your period once a month. Some girls can get their period from age 9-18. Side-effects include; bloating, cramps, fatigue, vomitting, and others.
by Melissa Ann x3 September 15, 2005
by Erin February 20, 2005
when a woman bleeds from her happy hole
takes up a stupid length of a womans life.
glad im not female.
takes up a stupid length of a womans life.
glad im not female.
by lordblunkey May 14, 2005