A word which means the oppisite of perfect.
When you f*ck up on something you've been working really hard on.
When you f*ck up on something you've been working really hard on.
I've been working really hard on this song on the piano, and I did AMAZING alone. But once I got on stage, I perfucked the dumbass song.
by TehPurpleIce April 10, 2011
Get the Perfuck mug.Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).
Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)
The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.
A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.
Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)
The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.
A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.
The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.
by Charles Waggon July 1, 2009
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Perfucked • Purfucked • Perfecked. • perfuckt • kerfucked • Purrfucked • perfucktionist • kerfuckeditis • Parafucked • Perfected
describes sex between a married couple or a couple who have been together for a long time when each partner is just going through the motions
Ooh, you look tired. How was date night last night?
It was okay, but I'm worried we're getting a little perfucktory
It was okay, but I'm worried we're getting a little perfucktory
by untalented fool July 25, 2009
Get the Perfucktory mug.noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.
by scufff February 23, 2011
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When I was 76king with perfected x I... heard him talking about EoS selling their souls to buy bigger botnets OMG!
by Joshrogan December 24, 2010
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To be paralyzed from the neck down.
Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors. It is particularly offensive to those who are or who know someone who is "Parafucked".
To be paralyzed from the neck down.
Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors. It is particularly offensive to those who are or who know someone who is "Parafucked".
Example one
{Kyle}
I know what's up: he's completely ... Parafucked!! Ha-ha-ha!
{Party-Goers}
....
{Kyle}
Did everybody hear what I said? I said "Parafucked", ha-ha-ha!
You know, he's paralyzed and he's fucked, right? Get it? It's funny, right? Am I right? Totally hilarious! I'll bet you're all laughing on the inside, right? *Yammering on uselessly*
Example two
{Jim}
Uhn ... where am I?
{Doctor}
Hurray, you're alive!! Your spine got all weird and shit which is why you're here, duh, I know right? Anyway yeah, you're now completely Parafucked and stuff. So uh, don't try to escape, ha-ha! Ah .... Okay then, take care! *Leaves*
{Kyle}
I know what's up: he's completely ... Parafucked!! Ha-ha-ha!
{Party-Goers}
....
{Kyle}
Did everybody hear what I said? I said "Parafucked", ha-ha-ha!
You know, he's paralyzed and he's fucked, right? Get it? It's funny, right? Am I right? Totally hilarious! I'll bet you're all laughing on the inside, right? *Yammering on uselessly*
Example two
{Jim}
Uhn ... where am I?
{Doctor}
Hurray, you're alive!! Your spine got all weird and shit which is why you're here, duh, I know right? Anyway yeah, you're now completely Parafucked and stuff. So uh, don't try to escape, ha-ha! Ah .... Okay then, take care! *Leaves*
by Teh epic smart-ness !!one!one July 8, 2009
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by badknees May 13, 2005
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