penius

a guy who is incredibly intelligent, but also kind of a dick

Manders found the cure for cancer, but then he called my mom a slut. He's such a penius.

by Rosseus July 27, 2008

Penoose

When a man commits suicide with genitalia.

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yea, I heard he penoosed himself. Im actually impressed.

by CatPower January 4, 2015

Penostalgia

1. A bittersweet longing for an ex-boyfriend, and more specifically his penis; a sentimental yearning for the happiness and sexual adventures shared with a former boyfriend.

I had a total case of penostalgia last night, so I drunk-dialled Stefan!

Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.

by KaliB25 April 27, 2011

Penorse

A person that has a large penis (Pen), thats hung like a horse (orse).

"My boyfriend has a huge penorse, what about yours?"

by amanda225 February 8, 2009

penus

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.

1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!

by spleen October 27, 2004

panousing

a word used to describe the action of creeping or lurking on facebook

I was panousing around on facebook last night and found the grossest picture of Eric's girlfriend

by rawproductions December 7, 2010

pengus

noun, a penis that does not hang lower than the bottom of the scrotum. it is incredibly embarrising.

dude, Haydn just took a photo of his pengus and sent it to everyone.

by nosebleedsneeze August 7, 2007