Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

penislessness

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

by Tom997 February 19, 2009

bag of penises

Derived from an episode of =3 with Ray William Johnson, "bag of penises" is exactly what it sounds like: a bag full of penises.

The bag sucks and so do you. I bet you'd like a bag of penises.

by thegreatone March 17, 2012

Penises

Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind

1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises

by B-Rok June 23, 2003

Penises.

A word to use out of frustration.

Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.

by heyheyheyfatalbert717 June 15, 2011

camel penises

a word used to express frustration or anger. can be used in place of "fuck", "damn it", "aw shit", and other words that the higher powers may not approve of. It may get you some funny looks, but better than than being grounded.

camel penises! I just missed the bus.

by magicallisa March 8, 2009

Penisist

the act of discrimination based on the size of a man's penis.

"I don't care if you're the president of the united states, that thing is tiny!"

"Penisist!"

by Hakake May 5, 2010