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penislightswitch

Someone who is bold enough to swing so low as to write a definition about someone but not strong enough to confront them in person. Probably smokes or pops pills (maybe even both). Basically a weak-minded person who's mind is still left in High School. Probably treats others in a very condescending manor or is known for being a bitch. They have so much to say yet they don't know or don't care to get to know others well. They think the world revolves around them and will have someone else put them in their place one day.
PenisLightSwitch - Someone who can hide safely behind a computer screen but wont step up to the person they wrote the definition about because they know they'd get their head smashed in.

-Karma's a bitch isn't it?
by xXGuessWhoB1tchXx87 March 5, 2012
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Penisnis

Paul Thomas has a penisnis and a best friend 'Boobienis' ;)
A MIXTURE OF PENIS AND WENIS! ♥♥
Paul - "I could name my penis..penisnis"

Bethan - "I could name my boobs..boobienis"

Paul - "They would be best of friends boobienis and penisnis 4eva"

Bethan - "BOOBIENIS&PENISNIS 4 LYF"
by BethFryer September 24, 2011
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amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008
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Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
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penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.
your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.
by penisufo July 29, 2022
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penisasshole45

penisasshole45 is when some has dunked you in a game of basket ball
*Christian drunked you in basketball
"get dunked" Said Christian
*You Stand Up From Your Broken Ankes
"penisasshole45" Said TSav
by penisasshole45 June 3, 2019
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Penifist

(n) A male-like genitalia that equals the size of a human fist.

(v) Sexually assaulting a hole in fashion like a penis should violate it, but with a fist.
He fucked me with his penifist.

My girl was telling me the other night about this guy that was penifisting her in the ass hardcore.
by Buckel22 January 16, 2020
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