Nigger Peninsula 

A word that your friend may say if he/she seems bored, and wants to start a conversation. Simply respond with "mom, mom, niggermom." and you'll be on your way to a safe conversation.

"You've entered the Nigger Peninsula Please provide us with the Following: 1~Nickname 2~ Nick-date of birth 3~Say Nigger"

Nigger Peninsula by DaddyGiraffe November 4, 2017

Key Peninsula

The Key Peninsula is located between Gig Harbor and Bremerton, Washington, It is very near to Tacoma, Washington as well. The Key Peninsula is otherwise known as the "KP". It is a low-income area where high school kids run the show. Parties, fighting, and other crazy stuff happens frequently. Known for high juvenile crime rates, meth, gang related activities, and just being a scary place. Kids there hate Gig Harbor people and would curse them with there dying breath. Watch out for the "KP Crew", or "KP Killaz". If you wind up in the KP you have taken a very wrong turn.

Friend 1: Hey man, what are you doin' tonight bro?

Friend 2: Probably gonna go represent the Key Peninsula and get drunk and fight some Gig Harbor kids and break the law or something.

Friend 1: Cool, give me call when it goes down.

Key Peninsula by Mac\ June 21, 2007

BALBOA PENINSULA 

Once a lavish and beautiful body of land in West Newport Beach, CA that was surrounded by a amazing harbor and bay and a long stretch of gorgeous Southern California beach. Now a run down and dilapidated stretch of land that is being overrun with White Trash summer renters, and dirty Mexicans who scavenge through the trash looking for recyclables and identities to steal. Also now home to young men between the ages of 21-40 who are near bankrupt, but pretend to have a high-paying corporate jobs and tons of money. These young degenerates spend most of their time consuming mass quantities of alcohol and bunk drugs in order to drown out the reality of their true existence and insecurities. These men also prey on young sluts between the ages of 16-25 who claim to have jobs and live in Laguna, but actually they are Meth heads from the Inland Empire who have migrated to this wasteland knowing that if they spread their legs and open their mouths wide enough they will be able to take up residency in one of the many rundown houses that are being leased by some broke-ass punk (young men described above), and then sub-leased to at least 6 other male companions. These ghetto-ass whores will become the house slut and will fuck all of the male occupants in order to live rent free and live solely on a high-protein diet consisting of STD laden semen. This slut will also partake of the consuming of cheap alcohol and drugs and will pretend to go to a job in the morning, but can be found in the back alley or Circle K parking lot rummaging through her 1999 red Honda Civic that hasn't been washed since it's construction and has silver duct tape holding on the front and rear bumpers. Also a place where she stores the entire inventory of her personal belongings, wardrobe, and small amount of hygienic items. She will get dressed and deodorize herself in this vehicle before proceeding to her pimps house where she will pick up a list of clients that she must travel to and service for the day.

Balboa Peninsula, now a haven for worthless human vile, is now surrounded by murky, foul-smelling ocean water that has been polluted by the current residents and seasonal tourists who continually dump tainted and hazardous materials down the storm drains and often use the surrounding waters as an outdoor toilet.

Basically a place for family fun.

When Spencer told his parents he was now a corporate investor and had just purchased a 2000 Mercedes s600 and was now living in a plush house on the beach, they knew he really meant Balboa Peninsula.

BALBOA PENINSULA by NAYSTCB August 5, 2008

coromandel peninsula 

A beautiful twig of land in New Zealand. Has built up a huge reputation concerning artists, hippies, communes, and a whole lot of marijuana chucked in. Also known as 'the Dope Capital Of New Zealand',(I have heard people refer to Napier as this too but really - no. Napier just-just-doesn't compare.*shakes head reminiscently*)it is famed for its long history of producing some very good quality marijuana. The THC content( Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol)of Coromandel cannabis is rumoured at being higher than anywhere else in NZ.
Geographically it is compiled of a volcanic, forest-clad range, fringed with stunning ivory (beach)es and flaming pohutukawas. There are several towns along the coastline, but these are nothing special, except for perhaps Coromandel township. Thames is a hole to the highest order, and unfortunatly enough, is also the gateway to the peninsula. If you're coming to Coromandel, then don't let Thames put you off. It get's better the further north you go. It's only bad quality is the plethora of J.A.F.As that swamp it around the summer months. However an off-season visit ensures you miss these unsavoury saprophytes.

"What do ya mean, 'is this dope good'?! It's Coromandel grass, for hell's sake!"

coromandel peninsula by ice_berg February 4, 2006

Palos Verdes Peninsula High School 

A high school located in Palos Verdes Estates known for its athletic field. The place is essentially just another egotistical school that acts like they’re hot shit, even though they have many flaws. It’s filled to the brim with stuck up rich kids (typically white or asian) who steal their mommy’s credit card to buy name brand clothing like Supreme or Bape. The girls are either LGBT or thots, there is no in between. This isn’t surprising, as Palos Verdes is known as one of the richest cities in Southern California. The school is made up of approximately 2,300 students, resulting in a huge shortage of food during lunchtime. All in all, Palos Verdes Peninsula is equivalent to a pig sty.

All the girls at Palos Verdes Peninsula High School walk around with fake lashes and their asses hanging out of their shorts.

Palos Verdes Peninsula High School by suckmyassitsmells September 28, 2019

Upper Peninsula of Michigan

Located directly above the lower peninsula of Michigan, it's probably the most ignored piece of land in all of America. Constantly being left out of maps and, well, every conversation ever, the UP specializes in producing extremely sheltered human beings. However boring it might be up here, there are some things that we are incredibly good at. Those things would be racism, drug abuse, and no cell phone service. So, if you're a white supremacist looking for a nice vacation for the whole family, feel free to hop on over to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, you won't regret it.

I do not recommend coming to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan if you are not white, you will most likely get stared down in any and every public place.

Upper Peninsula of Michigan by dubnation_02 October 31, 2017

Calidiora Peninsula 

The Calidiora Peninsula (also known as the Virginia Peninsula and the Newport News peninsula) is a special place.

The Calidiora Peninsula is a peninsula of land between the York River the the North, James River to the South, and Atlantic Ocean (Chesapeake Bay) to the East. The Calidiora Peninsula’s name comes from the Latin word Calidior which means “warmer” in Latin. This name was given because it is warmer on the Calidiora Peninsula durig Winter when compared to over places in Virginia such as Richmond. The Calidiora Peninsula’s main area (Newport News, Hampton, and Poquoson) is the area which has a warm microclimate influenced by the waters surrounding the region. It is in USDA hardiness zone 8a and many areas developed by humans have tiny 8b microclimates due to the urban heat island effect.

Newport News is the capital city of the Calidiora Peninsula since it is one of the largest cities in the area and has two highways passing through the whole city, bringing it most of the peninsula’s traffick and travellers. Hampton is the tourism hub for beachgoers and sight-seers, boasting Fort Monroe and the historic Phoebus area and many sandy beaches. Poquoson is the fishing capital of the Calidiora Peninsula, boasting many waterways and rivers all around and running through the city. All of these cities have their own beaches, fishing areas, and historic areas to see. The Mariner’s museum in Newport News is one major attraction that many tourists refuse to miss.

The Calidiora Peninsula has Newport News and is home to the Tahaxal people who aren't nomadic as well as Spanish Moss and Sabal Palmettos.

Hundreds of years ago, before the Calidiora Peninsula was settled, it was a humid-subtropical forest with Spanish Moss hanging from the trees near the water. White settlers turned much of it into pastures and farmlands. Even today, much of it is suburban developement and non-native trees and monoculture forests of just pine and wax myrtle undergrowth beneath the pines. The native broadleaf evergreen forests of Sea Myrtle, Wax Myrtle, Live Oak, Dwarf Palmetto Palm, and Spanish Moss hanging from tall loblolly pines and native flame azaleas are long--gone, sadly. Many people, even professional ecologists and scientists, do not believe that such subtropical, broadleaf evergreen forests with palm trees and Spanish Moss ever even existed at all. But there are plenty of old, historic records and evidences, as well as a large number of fractured remains of the original forests that have miraculously remained. Holly, wax myrtle, sea myrtle, live oak, and even dwarf palmetto palms have been documented as growing together in predominantly broadleaf evergreen forests in Newport News, Virginia.

Calidiora Peninsula by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023