Thepunishment ( generally washing dishes ) Giving to the odious little cretin Mr Neil when he wet the bed by Peinchka Pete.
jackie 1"Neil has pissed the bed again"
jackie 2"Right that's it Penance"
smoke alarm noise
all jackies (screaching) "PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM"
jackie 3 " Neil if you don't get them fucking dishes done now Peinchka Pete is gonna dish out some reet chaps"
jackie 2"Right that's it Penance"
smoke alarm noise
all jackies (screaching) "PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM"
jackie 3 " Neil if you don't get them fucking dishes done now Peinchka Pete is gonna dish out some reet chaps"
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