Penaldo

Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Girl Friend-"Our relationship is Penaldo"
Boy Friend-"What? Our relationship is finished?"

by Lolkumu October 17, 2021

Penaldian

A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..

Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker

Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀

Person 1: He won tiktok award tho

Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....

by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022

Penaldo

A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

No 7 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.

by KwekuSika April 30, 2021

Penage

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

by antibugs November 30, 2021

penaphobia

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

by Kelly April 19, 2005

penacular

Penis spectacular! Or spectacular like a penis. Well, at least mine. Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am I?

1. I won the lottery today. This is frickin penacular!

by Niggacynzki December 31, 2007

Penaldo

A part time footballer, part time essay writer, part time underwear seller and part time joker who love to claim himself as the best footballer ever while all his achievement this season is a penalty goal against Sheriff & Bandit FC and one goal against out of form Everton. Defenders got more league goal than him. Allison Becker, a Goalkeeper, got more goal contribution than him. And against teams like Ammonia FC (if I spelled it correctly), even Dora cant find him on the field.

When he score one goal against Everton, its normal for his fans and media to post 11 posts about it alone in less than one hour. But when he enters goalkeeper mode (his default mode this season) or got another 3.6 out of 10 rated performance, media will post about his new celebration instead and compeletely ignore that disasterclass performance.

That is why he is widely known and accepted as the Media GOAT.

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.

Example in sentence(s) :

"Dad, I want to be like Cristiano Ronaldo one day.
Please no son. Dont be like Penaldo. There is already too many clown these days"

"Dad, can you help me? I cant find my laptop.
It is Penaldo.
What do you mean, dad?
It is on the bench."

"I burst into tears as my girl tell me our relationship is penaldo. That is the subtlest way to say that our relationship is finished"

"Madam, I already submitted my homework.
Yours are penaldo.
Sorry, what do you mean, Madam?
Your homework is rejected."

by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022