Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

by Kali_mist November 4, 2016

Penisaurus

A penisaurus is a dinosaur that is shaped like a penis, has a big penis, and acts like a penis

"You are such a fucking penisaurus, eat my shit dog"

by NiggerGid January 19, 2018

Pwnasaur

Name for something that owns.

OMFG, Senshi is such an Pwnasaur

by Senshi March 3, 2004

Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.

"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."

by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007

penissaurasrex

One who cannot get their mind off of penisis. Often when they come out of direct contact with penises they cry.

Jim: I cant quit crying
Bill: Why did your mom die?
Jim: No i am a penissaurasrex and i cant find any cock

by Ah F June 12, 2007

pregnasauraus

When a pregnant women goes all hormonal and acts like a raging, lumbering dinosaur.

"Hey Ted, how's your wife doing with the pregnancy?"

"She was fine up until her 2nd trimester...now she's a total pregnasauraus; she won't even let me sleep with her at night!"

by chupathingy193 July 18, 2009

Pornasaurus

Someone who looks at porn with every chance they get no matter where they are.

Kid 1- Did you hear about that kid who got busted for looking at porn on the teachers computer?
Kid 2- Oh you mean that stupid ass pornasaurus?

by leftyhandz November 5, 2009