peentardy

1. a retarded penis
2. a douchebag with a malfunctioning/retarded penis

also: a virtually non-existent penis/someone with a tiny penis

1. Lan has a peentardy

2. Greg thinks that Lan is a peentardy

by Ivory Fox January 6, 2006

pentathlon

The act of scaming five chicks in one night.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, did you go to the 'stang on Friday?
Ben: Sure did, had a few Black Ices, got out the camera phoney, said hi to Artur, and did a pentathlon.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

Pentatexter

When someone responds to your text message not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 times without a response on your part. Obviously trying to salvage a conversation that should not continue.

5x repeat texter.

Do you think he realizes that if I didn't respond the first time, I probably won't the fifth time? The fact that he's a pentatexter make him a whole new level of creepy.

I tried to get rid of him by telling him my military boyfriend came home, but he's a pentatexter... he's relentless.

by Elizabeth Mizzou December 19, 2011

pentate

A verb used to defecate for a significant period of time.

Hey bro, I have to go pentate rn.

by PurdueboilermakerfromBoston June 18, 2023

Veve Pentathlete

A Veve digital collectible app user who has reached a minimum of 100 collectibles, 100 comics and 10 sets along with 1000 followers and 1000 profile likes.

He has taken a second job to reach his goal of a Veve Pentathlete.

by Veve Indian August 17, 2022

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025