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peen press

When a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their "junk"

This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
Kevin: "Dude Amy's fuckin hot I think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she'll like it, 80 % chance she'll be offended"

Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"
by BAAD July 24, 2011
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peen hat

hey bro nice peen hat, thanks sis!
by Bob Lowblaw June 23, 2019
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foul peener

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.
Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !
by Ténti December 30, 2013
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Smol Peen

Reece has a fucken smol peen
by smolpeenboiReece August 19, 2018
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The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.
by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010
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Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.
"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
by Zookeep January 16, 2011
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peek-a-pee

When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.
Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.
by Extra Mayo January 26, 2013
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