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peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
by The Watcher April 3, 2003
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peek-a-boog

Checking the contents of a tissue after clearing your nasal passage.
"Hey bro, do me a solid and peek-a-boog this shit. I think I might have an infection."
by TeamDuku May 24, 2009
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sneak peek

a sneak peek is just a small clip of a movie that is released before the movie as a sort of "teaser" for audiences.
I just saw the sneak peek on youtube.
by gingybaby April 22, 2010
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screen peek

Screen-peeking (predominantly used in Call of Duty) is the act of viewing your opponents screen in order to gain an advantage via learning the location of the opponent and ultimately gaining the upper hand. This act tends to be frowned upon in some circles and has garnered negative commentary such as, (Raged Gamer): "Omg Tim, you fucking faggot! Stop looking at my screen you fuggin n00b."
by RetroSpec September 14, 2013
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listed peek

unreactable peek
SHEESH that kid just listed peek'd
by cringefucker June 3, 2021
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gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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peek and plum

A very small town. A town so small that as you enter you take one peek and then you are plum out of town.
I drove through a peek and plum town on my way from Jacksonville to Tampa. The town was so small that I drove in one end of town and took one peek at the town and then I was plum out the other side.
by Tampa Steve December 9, 2008
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