penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache

1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that

by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010

peestling

An act of failed whistling which sounds more like a father trying to coax his little son to pee. Utterly tuneless and downright annoying. Should be banned at public places and be deemed a CRIME

1) My stupid colleague cannot stop peestling, although he has no young son who wants to pee and he himself is already 40 yrs old.

2) Stop peestling, you idiot!

by estherz09 January 7, 2014

Peestick

a alternative way to say penis

"Hey dude my peestick is so big"

"Shut up and suck my peestick"

by Cardhozo August 28, 2018

Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!

Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019

preist

The wrong way to spell "priest"

OMG A PReIST IS A GAY WHO FUKS KIDS!1!!1!1 WTF LOL OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Zlixar June 8, 2004

peristalsis

Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.

Dude, last night Veronica's peristalsis was inhibited by my massive cock.

by CheesyBear November 7, 2014