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peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
by The Watcher April 3, 2003
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Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.
John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.
by Brastle October 23, 2011
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peeping karl

Having the tip of your penis outside of your zipper while your zipper is down.
Dude, check your self, you got a peeping karl going on.
by terpman September 30, 2007
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peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.
Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!
by The real mike jones November 14, 2014
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Peeping Doyle

A name for a slow witted,pale Dutchman that resembles a Neanderthal or early bi-pedal hominid whom can be found gooning around easily accessible windows. He peeps for the sake of peeping and when caught will try confuse his captor with a barrage of mispronounced words and long blank stares. Sightings tend to increase during nascar events and antique auto shows.
It seems that when there are drunk white women and free chicken wings the peeping Doyle can't be to far behind. This also may explain some of the Sasquatch sightings in the rural Midwest.
by The Bike Shop August 9, 2015
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peeping thumb

when you hand your phone over to someone so they can look at a photo your took of something interesting and the asshole starts thumbing left and right at the other photos on your phone. super annoying!
hey you sh#t, i didn't give you permission to look at my other pictures...keep your peeping thumb to yourself!

don't let tammy hold your phone while you have your pictures open, she's a bad peeping thumb.
by hatrancho April 2, 2021
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