Peenfurger

A harsh opinion/phrase you would name your friend in some sort of argument.

Can also mean: to butter your lettuce with excitement and with an intense manner.

Hey, shutup you peenfurger - who are you joe whittick?

by dank.boatt February 12, 2020

Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023

Peef

The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.

Fapfapfapfap *paaah*
"Daddy, did you just peef in my face?"
"Shut up, junior. You're adopted."

by Dinkmers April 12, 2009

Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010

pueef

When a man farts out of his penis.......is that possible?

dood, was that a fart or what was that?

by Chode Master December 13, 2003

Minha Pêêêca

A very used slang in Belém, biggest city of the Pará State, in Amazon region, Brazil, for "my dick", as a non-offensive term. That slang is now spreaded in some areas of Brazil's North region.

In a situation when someone says to you that something is very, very big - e.g. "Wow, the screen i've bought is very big, man!" -, so you say: "Big is minha pêêêca". ("Big is my diiick"). It's said in a strong way, as a throaty powerfull shout made by a trashmetal singer.

by Rafael Guedes March 28, 2008

Pereffect

the consequence of being in an amazing individual's presence. one who emits a mind blowing intensity of perfection and greatness. being in this perfect person's presence gives rise to fainting spells, irregular heart beats, blurred vision or complete vision loss (only temporary), speech confuzzlement, impaired cognition, increase in body temperature and in some severe cases, body freeze. All effects are transient because as the perfected individual draws closer to you, his/her perfection acts as the antidote to the experienced pereffect of their perfected perfection.

Wendy: Girl friend... did you see that damn fine gorgeous element walk over by the table.
glenda: fffiiizzz.... ooor...fiiinnnn
Wendy: what is up with you woman?
glenda: uuummmm.... sppeakk... noo
wendy: *collapses to the floor*
onlooker: oh gosh a prime case of the pereffect of a sexy elemental being

pereffection at its best

by paw paw ointment June 30, 2010