Pedophilian

A person and or community consisting completely of pedophiles when used to describe where they've come from.

Mikey Duck is a Pedophilian, he originates from Pedophilia.

by Wilbertisgod April 30, 2020

pedophilicious

Adj. A word made up by me to describe a girl in high school, or underage in general, who looks so good if you were legal you wouldnt mind being having sex with. Thus, making you a pedophile.

"Wow she's hot!" "Yeah, she's worth the 5 to 10 years." "Yeah, she sure is pedophilicious!"

by david from the stack December 22, 2005

Pedophiles Dream

(adj.) A woman who's over 18 years old, yet look like they are under the age of 15. Usually when they have pigtails in their hair, their age appearance seem to diminish into the 6 - 13 year range.

*looking at a picture of a girl with pigtails on Facebook*
Guy 1: Awww, Samantha was a cute little girl! How old was she in that photo? 6?
Guy 2: Um... she's 18, and that photo was taken a week ago.
Guy 1: OH GOD! She's a pedophiles dream!!

by PedosDreamGal February 19, 2011

pedophilia

A sickness in which an adult is sexually attracted to children. Some of these people clamor for "rights" and even offer the twisted idea that we are denying children their rights by classifying pedophilia as what it is.

Pedo: "we are not child molesters! some of us have respectable jobs and make a lot of money! even if we did abuse children, who are you to deny their right to be abused?!"

Human: "Canada Street said somethin' about pedophilia....he said when he has kids, he might just put you to sleep like the rabid dog you are."

by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

pedophilican

A politician or political party that ratifies pedophilia through financial or moral support, or utilized as pedophilicanism, a political stance indicating acceptance of pedophilia.

The Republican Party should now be known as the Pedophilicans, because when it comes to running for a United States Senate seat as a Republican, any pedophile can.

If Moore is a pedophile, Trump and the rest of the Republican Party are Pedophilicans.

by keyline26 December 6, 2017

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Pedophilic

(adj.) Describing a person that emulates or embodies those characteristics commonly associated with pedophiles.

John McCain seems like that creepy, old, pedophilic next-door-neighbor that offers all the little kids candy if they come inside.

by DCdebateWATCHER January 19, 2009