Pearl Harbored

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus

I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.

by PilotJones February 23, 2014

pearl harbor

after having sex with you partner doggy style, spit on her back, your partner, thinking you have ejaculated, turns around while you then shoot your wad on her face, thus giving her a lazy eye.

Sara was pissed at John when he gave her a pearl harbor

by Burt Reynolds234 July 2, 2005

Pearl Harbor

While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.

Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.

by Moranzo Llamas August 29, 2003

Pearl Harbor

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.

Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.

by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006

pearl harbor

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.

Pearl harbor sucked.

by Adrian July 7, 2006

German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.

by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005

bombing pearl harbor

thts sum'n different you stupid wang licker. the bombing of pearl harbor is a crazy japanese sex orgy involving video games and socks. ended with a ceremonial dong.

hiroshima, yanigapa, ho ho, haha intei, intei oooorah; ente hahaahha DONG DONG DONG

by fucksoid April 26, 2005