Pavement Testimony

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

Pavement

Geek rock band. Huge influence.
See also Stephen Malkmus.

Pavement is so wowee zowee!

by julie October 6, 2003

Chasing Pavements

Refers to a song by Adele in which she ponders the question: should I give up (this relationship where my BF is cheating on me) or should I just keep chasing pavements? (sidewalks. Staying in the relationship even if it leads nowhere). Adele realized how ridiculous it was that all she was doing was chasing pavements in this crappy relationship and used it as a metaphor.

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?

by JayMoolah September 2, 2018

Salting the Pavement

Jizzin on a black chick.

When's the last time you were salting the pavement?

Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!

by Duncadunk October 24, 2009

Pavement Artist

A person who goes fairly unnoticed, and blends in with the scenery. They don't stand out or draw attention.

She blends in so well, I'd consider her an expert pavement artist.

by chameleon.candy December 7, 2009

pavement dance

What happens when two people are walking towards each other on a pavement, but both try to go the same way to dodge each other. That is, one sidesteps to their own right and one sidesteps to their own left. Sometimes the move is repeated immediately after, with the dancers sidestepping in the opposite direction.

John pavement danced with 3 strangers on his way to work.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 18, 2004

chasing pavements

Incorrect interpretation of lyrical meaning of song by British Neo Soul singer Adele. Adele said this misinterpretation in urbandictionary caused the song to be banned by several United States radio stations. The song was refers an incident that occurred after a Adele had a fight with a former boyfriend and she was running around the streets at 6AM aimlessly and she thought to herself what you are doing is chasing pavements(sidewalks in U.S.A.)

Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste?
Even If i knew my place should i leave it there?
Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere

by Ed Kollin October 24, 2008