Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016

Parchie

parchie is a strange train man, who is obsessed with chuggington
i also was in an argument with him on december 20th 2020 about if he loves chuggington

have you heard that parchie and chuggington got engaged?

by MastroRBLX December 20, 2020

Patchism

A wise saying coming from M. Patch

Today's Patchism is...

by shADDer2770 January 13, 2010

Patchett's laugh

The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.

This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.

Patchett's laugh usually follows a comment like this: "you said bent over!" HAHAHAHAHA

by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011

patchen

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020

Patchito

Patchito is a annoying person and is kind of like the f word and b word as well as n word as one

shut up you patchito

by Patchito March 3, 2022