clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

Pastie

A pale almost transparent non-healthy skin color on Caucasians . Usually on parts of the body that are covered from the sun.

Do you see how pastie that girls thigh was? You could see all of the veins in her leg

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 19, 2019

Pussy pasties

Pussy pasties.... When a girl smokes weed, just like her mouth gets pasties. So does her vagina, or "pussy". Smoke lots of weed before sex, going to need some lube. Or may I suggest some thc infused coconut oil.

Him.... "Are you not into it baby?"

Her...." No it's great... Just smoked a blunt, gave me the dam pussy pasties . Just grab the lube. "

by Daddy Seth November 1, 2017

Pastie

A definition of a pastie origionated from Cornish pastie. It was then changed to coonish pasties, and finally pastie for short.

How many 'pasties' are there in london?

by tiger4boy May 30, 2009

haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

Pastie

An Irish meal. Sliced beef with onions and potatoes with gravy rolled into bread and fried. Served with fries. What your friend from Michigan keeps saying he wants for dinner and no one knows what the hell he's talking about.

"I want a pastie for dinner."

"You'll get taco bell and like it, damn yooper."

by Ringmaster - USMC February 14, 2009

Burst Pastie

The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina

Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie

by paulobeef October 29, 2008