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Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.
by Vicarelli December 1, 2009
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MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY

A term used to describe an obviously Photoshopped or otherwise altered picture. It was coined by the journalfen.net user shinigami_co, and is still in rampant use. It appears to a permanent fixture in the Internet's vocabulary.
"Geez, this picture of a she-male Hilary Duff is so obviously of MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY calibur."
by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005
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my hed is pastede on, yay!

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.
13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!
by Megan September 4, 2004
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papote

Big Daddy (noun) big handsome alpha male typically Latino with masculine features and
Ese papote está bien rico
by Big Mexican Guy May 4, 2021
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pit paste

Damn bro you stink! Slather on some pit paste
by Stitched4now March 29, 2016
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Cash and Paste

To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.
"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"
by Professor Smut September 16, 2009
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paste-eater

Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.
You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.
by KilgoreTrout May 26, 2005
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