The condition that a guy contracts from contact with the vagina of a chick he is totally into. Symptoms include telling friends things they totally don't want to know about your sex life, holding hands in public, going shoe shopping, and not shutting the fuck up about your girlfriend for five minutes.
From Romeo & Juliet, Act 1:
ROMEO
Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.
BENVOLIO
sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
ROMEO
Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.
BENVOLIO
sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
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Getting shot ('poisoned') by a 7.62 bullet.
The origin is unknown, but its military slang popular amongst servicemembers (especially The Marines/Army) that have been deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.
The 7.62 refers to the standard caliber of round fired from the AK-47 and its many close relatives. In contrast, the US fires a 5.56 round.
The origin is unknown, but its military slang popular amongst servicemembers (especially The Marines/Army) that have been deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.
The 7.62 refers to the standard caliber of round fired from the AK-47 and its many close relatives. In contrast, the US fires a 5.56 round.
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Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..
Mom- You're doing WHAT?
Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!
Mom- Oh ok, be safe!
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Mom- You're doing WHAT?
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Get the Paroosing mug.Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.
Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
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I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
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