Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl who purses at the store pull her keys out of her vagina.

bio-pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

White Passing

A person, usually of black and white parents, that is recognized as only being white.

Ppl seem shocked when I tell them my dad is black. I go though life white passing.

by Lyle Butane August 24, 2017

Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.

by M Silvey August 3, 2005