parsoning

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

by von herring October 28, 2004

parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."

by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

prooping

short for pre-poop; the time before you poop where you allow your poop to build up inside of you; characterized by standing up and pacing and prairie dogging

Tom was waiting to use the bathroom, for he was waiting for his prooping stage to be complete

by poopspelledbackwards January 22, 2011

sheep parroting

When a person repeats something they are told first hand, read or listened to on some form of media. That person acts like it is true without the information ever being proven, just repeated over and over again. Even if it kills others and possibly themselves. They may think that they made up the information. The information is beyond questioning or any discussion, because it is true without any proof, other than it was told to them before.
Like sheep, as those around them are killed, they pay no attention and continue to go with the program - without thought or understanding, merely repeat the words or imitate the actions of another fool.

That guy's sheep parroting, he just told me. " You are not patriotic (if you do not completely agree with his thoughts and actions.")

Another example of Sheep Parroting: "You do not love America" ( if you do not repeat what ever I said one must think to be American).

Vote republican because it's good for business. That's the oldest sheep Parroting line in the book.

Unions are bad, for example: teachers have special interests and shouldn't be able to lobby like corporations.
Only a Sheep Parroting fool would think that education is not necessary and corporations need a break.

by tired of sheep parroting March 22, 2011

poozing

when you get fucked in the ass, then you expel the jizz later with some poop. Similar to Sharting, except it's jizz coming out with the poop, not farts

My boyfriend shot his load in me earlier today, and I already had one on deck. I'm going to be poozing all day.

by mesatron October 20, 2013