Parasol

A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"

Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Parascope

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.

While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.

by Hoodness April 23, 2011

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

parascope

When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope

Man remeber at the party last night when you gave that brod the parascope when she passed out

by Mattyosa October 31, 2007

Parastoo

It is a Persian name. A kind girl with pretty face. She is a good listener and she can show you the best ways to solve your problems. She tries to make your moments with her , happier and sweeter. If you have a Parastoo in your life, So 100% your life is so interesting. When you want to go out, just call Parastoo, she will be there for you around 30 minutes. She is like cat, kind, nice , cute but alitlle savage inside.

She has a valuable, shinee personality as diamond, you can't find someone like her again.

Parastoo is an angle, I can see her wings.

by A freind November 22, 2021

Parkston,SD

Parkston, a small town in southeast South Dakota of only 1,500 people that has that small town warm welcoming feel, its very family friendly and everyone gets along. or so you think at first, the town is a bunch of cliques and your only liked by who you know and if your not from there well good luck cause you'll be the attention of the towns new drama, speaking of drama everyone pretends to love each other but all they do is talk shit about one another and everyone claims to be such good church people but all they do is spread lies and cheat with each others spouses oh and whats there to do?? well if you can get in and get hazed you can have some bomb ass parties out on farms but that won't happen cause everyone thinks you're weird cause you're not from there, or how about old fashioned saturdays where people go to one of the 2 parks there and drink bud light and socialize about s**t, oh and if you don't drink bud light you're not a real american. F**k Parkston

my coworker told me she heard drama about me at the grocery store in Parkston,SD

by Officer45 January 14, 2020

parastalgia

para- (beside, near, resembling, beyond) + nostalgia

the feeling of nostalgia, longing, or missing for something that never happened, as if it was an alternate timeline or a parallel universe; also see "anemoia" and "Mandela Effect"

adjective form: parastalgic

I feel parastalgia about high school dance even though I never went to one

by 2F5L-5XG February 22, 2021