Paramagician

A paramedic who works his magic, such as paramedicinal voodoo to bring patients back from the dead.

That Paramagician is so mystical yet amazing!

by paragodz September 9, 2013

paraphernalia

1. Stuff, things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to.

2. Items one uses to accomplish a task.

3. Tools of a trade.

4. Anything used to assist in ingesting illegal narcotics of any kind.

1. I don't want any of your paraphernalia!

4. They got busted for manufacturing paraphernalia, man! (A common refrain around Arcata, CA.)

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

paraph

a fancy flourish after a signature

My brother's signature is easily recognizable by his gaudy paraph!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 19, 2022

parabattered

a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent

woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.

by DTE September 20, 2006

Paraphanoia

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009

Paranatural

A webcomic by Zack Morrison. Paranatural takes place in Mayview, a small town inhabited by ghosts, that only spectrals can see.
Max Puckett just moved in (...in a 7/11 might I add...) with his sister and father. Max starts to see these ghosts on the first day of school, and gets involved in some pretty crazy ghost shenanigans with being a spectral.
Other characters include Isaac O'Conner, Isabel Guerra, Ed Burger, and Richard (Mr.) Spender.

Paranatural GIF below!

"Have you seen the newest Paranatural update yet?"

by Webcomic Anon February 8, 2017

PAPA (pron. paapaa)

Passive Aggressive Performance Art

A form of performance art (PAPA (pron. paapaa)) enacted at work, or in family situations, that involves mocking comments or gestures as a way of shaming publicly people who in your judgement are bitches/pricks whom which you have irreconcilable differences.

Situation

"Do yo want a medal?" (asked in patronizing manner of oneself)
Response - rhetorically prefaced with "Do I want a medal?" followed by "Go fuck yourself!"

by Dr Gonzo BSc.(Hons) D.Phil June 13, 2010