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pagalistic

a hybrid adjective reflecting urdu and english origins. the suffix is taken from english while that which precedes it is urdu. in urdu pagal means "crazy," or "nonsensical."
that argument is pagalistic dude!

i wasn't happy with his candor and the way he pagalistically argued that republicans actually have brains.

my pagalisticness is what you want, baby.
by durhamwhoadi April 25, 2011
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Parasiticus

The elusive mexican yellow bellied kokoandrea hydra is name of this rare species. Its scientific name is Andreus Parasiticus Weakan Maleian.

This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.

It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)

This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.

The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.

It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.

Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
Andreus Parasiticus
by Endangered Species December 20, 2009
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paralytically incorrect

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.
Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.
by Antony December 20, 2003
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paraletic

Typically this is a conscious stage beyond one being extremely drunk. In the strict meaning of the phrase, usually it is pre-determinded to get to the point where one (e.g. a young person downing a bottle of vodka, for example) determines that for kicks it seems very 'young' to get paraletic. For example (and having been there, who hasn't!), the term is frequently used and implemented by young adults who want to enjoy alcoholic experiences of the most extreme. Also, contradictory to the idea, it is very possible to recall having been paraletic. Memory loss can occurr but often the next day or resulting few hours of consciousness (whatever comes first), revealing behavioural flashbacks of this state are oh so much fun to recall! Especially if you did some damage...
I am mega-pissed (in nightclub), I am going home to down them beers, sit in the chair and get totally paraletic...
by Pwll ap Sion March 16, 2008
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Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.
Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.
by Real sound February 16, 2009
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paradisical

the state of living in paradise, free from traffic, everyone drinks out of coconuts, and there is Jack Johnson music... EVERYWHERE!!! Hammocks are in abundance and beautiful women flock there like fat people to a sizzlers buffet... also, no homeless people.
Ryan Dean is living so paradisically in Hawaii...
by Chango Chingado May 25, 2006
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parasitical attraction

The phrase which expresses the fact most individuals feel attracted to someone they believe can somehow give them or help them win some benefit from them, and the automatic and often uncontrollable desire to connect with those individuals or anyone who possesses something or one does not have and may be willing to share some of the things he has.
Tommy's whiter skin, coupled with her overwhelming desire to have her child's skin be lighter than hers, the young girl felt a parasitical attraction (or parasitically attracted) to him.

Individual often start acting funny when they feel attracted to someone. Women may blush and flirt, men smile. Both genders may also express body language that reveals—in usually unmistakeable and often unforgettable ways—that they feel attracted to a person.
by but for September 20, 2018
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