paracuck

The act of cucking someone over long distances, typically through the internet. When a man or woman prefers to give their attention to an individual whom they (usually) have never met over you. This best used in the context of relationships.

John went on a date with Sabrina, during which she couldn't stop talking about her favorite streamer Christopher. John has now been paracuck-ed by Christopher.

by 77katz77 March 7, 2022

Black parade

A place where you go when you die. The phrase originated from the my chemical romance song “welcome to the black parade” from their 2006 album titled “black parade.” There are 4 main characters (other than the band members themselves) who are referred to when talking about the black parade: Fear, Regret, The Patient, and Mother War.

“Where are you going?”

“To join the black parade!”

~ Daniel Howell (danisnotonfire)

by Emo.girl November 19, 2019

Puke and Parade

when you do not just puke and rally, but throw a whole damn parade.

-coleman can really puke and rally!
- no man, coleman can really puke and parade! He laid five girls after puking, and went to dennys!

by jambomiller March 24, 2011

Wolf Parade

a kick-ass Canadian band that lives up to all the hype it's getting! Wolf Parade is tantamount to every good thing about modern music...check them out. Spencer's vocals will draw you in and you won't be able to leave!

If you'd like to hear Wolf Parade at their best, check out "Grounds for Divorce" and "I'll Believe In Anything".

by Ivey July 16, 2008

a.i.d.s. parade

the gay pride parade in any large city with a high rate of hiv infection in the 'mo community..

dude.. we're going to san francisco this weekend for the a.i.d.s. parade...

dude 2.. the what?

dude.. you know, gay pride....

dude 2... lmao!

by boyinthepenaltybox July 4, 2011

parade maker

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.

by Boggler March 15, 2004

paraboo

A mythical creature also known as the phantom of Sears Hicksville. There has never been any history recorded of the great Paraboo. He likes Indian poom-poom, who is also a mythical creature sighted on the sci-fi channel in Destination Truth. Paraboo is known to spend countless hours smoking cigarettes and hibernating. He loves jasmeennnnnn and likes to keep warm at night in the city. He does man things all day and wears a toga when he's staying fly in his Gucci suit.

the lochness monster; grizzly bear; big foot; dead water buffalo; muzzy, bam bam bigilo; Parabooty; Mighty Paraboo Young; The Thing.

by HtotheRizzo March 28, 2011