Pastard

A scumbag who brings up negatives from your past to pull you down or belittle you.

Note: Ben has nothing against gays

Bill: (argument)

Ben: (counter-argument)

Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!

Ben: but, that was ages ago.

Bill: you still did it.

Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.

Bill: I don't fuck them though.

Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<

by Alien0826 April 25, 2013

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Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

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palestard • paleotard • paletard • Pastard • pestard • salestards • paleotarian • Paltard • passtard • Plastard

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

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plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than

Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.

Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!

Jacques arrives at 9:06

Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

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palestra'd

What happens when the Drexel basketball team plays at the Palestra, the basketball court at the University of Pennsylvania - ticky-tack fouls, cheap three-pointers, refs looking at cheerleaders when a Drexel player is fouled.

WHAT? That's a jump ball, and there's a foul on Phil Goss instead? Geez, Phil just got palestra'd.

by Thumbs December 7, 2004

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