why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

Pakistani Mud Rat 

1. A person who dives into clogged sewers to clean them.

2. A drunk man that falls in an outhouse hole.

I feel bad for that Pakistani mud rat, he couldn’t even see the hole

Pakistani Mud Rat by Daddy_Yankee227 November 1, 2019

Pakistani Queefer 

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.

Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.

Pakistani Queefer by SausageDynamite May 22, 2023

pakistani drill press 

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.

Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.

pakistani drill press by Jason,BJ,Aaron,JB,Nick,Tim and Skip January 7, 2007

pakistash

A woman with a unusually thick mustache.

Wow, check out the pakistash on that chick! It's thicker than mine!

pakistash by Shorta January 5, 2008

Pakistan 

Neighbour of India.

Women: Where is Pakistan?
Man: Bitch its next to India.

Pakistan by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006