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Josh Parsons

Weird alcoholic who fights random guys on the street
Person: *breathes*
Josh Parsons: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!
by JoshParsons October 20, 2020
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Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.
Dude why are you acting like a clag
by John March 2, 2005
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Parson

When a girl sticks her entire tounge in your asshole.
Last night I was with a girl and she gave me a Parson. I've never had the full tounge before.
by Damdul March 6, 2010
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aaron parsons

the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.
A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence
by webhead33 April 13, 2010
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Dick Parsons

Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.
I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.
by desothelioma September 15, 2009
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Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.
Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.
by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006
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morgan parsons

Somebody who likes to wear leopard print thongs.
by sdoooofklgvgvonbjgvfkd October 7, 2013
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