Painter's Snuffjob 

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

Painter's Snuffjob by DancingJebus November 9, 2023

Painter's mouse 

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

Painter's mouse by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

a famous austrian painter 

uh... we'll save this one for later.

tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

a famous austrian painter by a famous austrian painter May 4, 2021

Piss Painter 

One who will bring on the piss. Can be hired on google. Will couat you down for a reasonable price.

"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."

Piss Painter by Tetyana October 14, 2006

Poo Painter 

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.

Poo Painter by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Egg Painter 

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

Egg Painter by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

tonsil painter 

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

tonsil painter by ultradaddy January 19, 2013