Pageant Mom

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.

Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...

by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010

trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

Paganality

The personality of a Pagan.
Was made up while trying to describe a friends love for her Beliefs.....

Go out,Wear your Witch tee-shirt and show your Paganality

by Walter R Hardin Jr September 25, 2004

pagent queen

Spray on tan, porcelin over lays on teeth, hair extensions, colored contacts and a ton of make up. Any ordinary girl can be crowed when she is totally made over and fake.

There is nothing natural about that girl she is such a pagent queen.

by sthrngrc September 29, 2008

Pagan's MC

Pagan's MC = Pagan's Motorcycle Club. 1%er club to be taken seriously.

Started in Montgomery County Maryland USA...Still prominant in VA, PA, MD, NY...parts of the South and Mid West

Don't F with the Pagan's MC....They take care if business.

by Rocco88 March 14, 2007

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013