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paedophile 

correct spelling for a man who likes or fantasises of sex with young children. Much like a vampire, he lurks in the night. When a child is struck, that child will itself become a recluse and eventually a paedophile, passing it on to any they strike. The only known cure is a stake though the heart or castration. Must be separated form 'regular' prisoners while in jail for their crimes, otheriwse their life expectancy is about 2 days before they get nonce bashed.
Dude1: A peadophile on msn tried to get me to meet up with him in the park after dark!
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one
paedophile by Gwando November 9, 2003

A Fiddle of Paedophiles 

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

Paedophile 

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
Paedophile by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019

paedophiles abusing urbandictionary 

1 of 3 now notorious urbandictionary paedophiles:

author The Fury 13 is a paedophile,

author Judge dredd7 is a paedophile ,

author Deep blue 2012 is a paedophile

Find their definitions which promote CHILD HARM and have them deleted. EVERYONE, no matter their morality or amorality, conservative or progressive or anarchist, agrees that such MOSTROUS EVIL has no place here or existing anywhere else.
those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles abusing urbandictionary found so far

paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers 

1 of 3 now notorious ud PEDOPHILES:

author The Fury 13 ,

author Judge dredd7 ,

author Deep blue 2012

Find their CHILD ABUSING definitions and have them deleted
those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers discovered in June 2013

Paedophile 

Rachelanne Ryan.
She likes children, cause she's a paedophile.
Paedophile by ledgebag2k11 December 31, 2011

Paedophiles 

Someone who likes small children...

The all need there bollocks cutting off! With a teaspoon

Often found browsing internet fourms!!!!!!!!!!!!!