A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a
boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's
hate) by being so much better than it.
Here is a list of pirate superpowers:
- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*
- The ability to morph either hand to a
hook and back again instantaniusly
- The ability to kick a ninja's ass
- Sink small islands with their eyes
- Summon the flying spaggheti
monster *yet only if the need is dier*
- Whoop anyones ass at halo
- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/
music
- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law
- The ability to
beat, not only ninjas, but yes,
even SPIDERMAN!!
- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle
For this reason and many more, i urge you all
BECOME PIRATES!!!!
unless your not
col enuf to pull it off that is!
