oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

Oystering

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)

“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”

by Angelab22 May 24, 2019

When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth

My girlfriend was to scared to swallow so I oystered it to show her it won't bad

by They know me May 27, 2010

A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.

Oy vey! Can you believe the chutzpah that shmuck has?

by Palmer March 28, 2005

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

by Alan October 19, 2003

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

by Fuckin'Retards April 26, 2010

I have a oyster in my nose.

by Bob naget July 25, 2005