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Person 1”woah that person is so cool!”
Person 2”you mean oyster not cool!”
Person 1”oh yeah! They are so oyster!!”
Oyster by Oyster luver June 18, 2025
Slang for something or someone that exceeds or is below normal standards, whether cool or uncool depending on context.
"That is so oyster!"
"Ryan isn't very oyster."
"I can't lie, what Tom did today was pretty oyster!"
Oyster by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025
A slang word from California used to describe something good, exciting, or generally outside of the norm.

It comes from the presence of pearls inside of oysters, describing the excitement from finding something of value even in something as boring and rotten as an oyster or clam.
"I know this beach is usually a drag, but the waves were pretty oyster today!"
Oyster by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025

oyster ass syndrome

When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c
Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

oyster diving 

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."
oyster diving by AHK222 August 13, 2014